02.20.10
Twenty-five things about me …
1. I am a voracious reader. I read almost anything in print: fiction, non-fiction, religious or technical books; heck, I even read pornographic materials.
2. While it takes me weeks to choose which book to buy, it takes me two days and sometimes a day to finish reading a book.
3. It takes me 5 minutes to get dress. However, it takes me an hour to take a shower.
4. I bite my nails when I am in blissful mood. I bite my nails when I am stress. Shoot, no wonder I never had a manicure service in my life.
4. I am very moody.
5. I am addicted to the smell of Vicks vaporub.
6. I think that Bethooven’s Ode to Joy is the most beautiful music written in the entire world, followed by Milkshake by Kelis. The latter statement is a joke of course.
7. I hate the Los Angeles lakers with passion.
8. I fantasized of being a vampire killer …ha…ha..ha…
9. My undies are all from Victoria secret.
10. I have a thing for pajamas, specially Ralph Lauren pajamas. Whenever I go to a shopping outlet, the first thing that I look for is Ralph Lauren pajamas.
11. I want to be a comic writer when I was child. My mom gave a little support because there’s no money in comic writing. Then I thought of becoming a doctor, but I am afraid of blood. Law doesn’t suit me, I am too blatant. Hence, I end up becoming a programmer.
12. I stock on toothpaste. I get anxiety attack if my stock of toothpaste is down to two tubes.
13. Fried chicken is my favorite food when I was child. Now that I am grown, I hate fried chicken.
14. Contrary to what most of my friends believe, Paris is my favorite city in the world not Las Vegas.
15. I cried the first time I saw Vincent Van Gogh’s “Starry Night.” Perhaps the cool dark color spark my sentimentality, regrets, and memories of my childhood.
16. I smirked the first time I saw Leonardo da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa.” In my opinion, Leonardo’s painting of “St John” is more compelling than “La Gioconda (Mona Lisa).”
17. I would rather hang out in Barnes and Noble, Borders, BestBuy, Fry’s or museums than step in to supermarket or shopping mall.
18. If I were to meet a genie, I will not ask for riches but will want answers to satisfy my curiosities. Number one, who the hell was behind JFK assasination? Second, who was Jack the Ripper? Third, who was the mastermind behind Benigno Aquino’s assasination. Fourth, did Dr. Jose Rizal knew that he would be shot in Bagumbayan. Fifth, how in the world did the Egyptians build the Pyramids.
19. I am not a computer nerd, I just find solace writing codes.
20. I am oblivious to the way I dress. But I don’t wear anything that is not named-brand. Isn’t that an oxymoron?
21. I have several pair of shoes, however they all look alike ….ha..ha..ha…
22. I am very opinionated. However, most of the time I just don’t care and pretend to listen.
23. I find using MS Word or Excel extremely hard. I am having hard time figuring out how to insert page number, add colors or bold a text. However, I find it extremely easy to learn a new programming language.
24. I know how to build computers. I even know how to change car transmission oil and spark plugs. What is strange is I don’t know how to cook.
25. I have three tenets in life: First, I don’t let anyone see me bleed second, I always have an escape plan and third I never let anyone insult me, and if I get insulted, I never retaliate right away; I muster all my strengths and hit back hard even I don’t have a reason to hit back.